Launch Day and Depressing Legal Stuff

This is a place where I will post parody version of movie screenplays (disguised by the name "essential scripts") written by me. I am too lazy and too busy (okay, fine, I'm lying) to run a real website, so I figure a simple blog will just do the trick. Most of the posts here will be scripts instead of my personal musing, since I am not too big on egoism.

And, as always, disclaimer: I will not, nor expect to, make money out of writing parody screenplays. I do not intend to show disrespect towards any movie. I do not rigidly follow movie screenplay format, since my goal is not to practice writing movie screenplays. Feel free to distribute this version of movie scripts as long as the content remains intact.

Finally, your input is always greatly appreciated. So please send me any comments you might have in mind. Thanks.